lazy

lazy
1. (lazy) (839↑, 128↓)
A movement founded by myself, promoting conservation of energy, in an effort to postpone entropy. Followers are looked upon not as leeches to society, but activists, bailing out the universe from imminent doom with a cry of reason, often drowned out by shrills of "duuurrrr" from every dronish, hard-working idiot in the world.

I'm no fuckin' Republican; I'm lazy.

2. (lazy) (639↑, 154↓)
Someone with actual intelligence who is smart enough to realise that the education system (and most of life)is fucked and ends up failing or fucking up because everything in reality is too boring

you are too lazy to do anything

3. (lazy) (331↑, 108↓)
Being a bum. not getting off your ass to do something.

my cat the lazy

4. (lazy) (235↑, 99↓)
me

"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.

5. (lazy) (189↑, 85↓)
somebody who does not feel like performing an ever day task.

your so lazy u wont even get up to eat

6. (lazy) (167↑, 102↓)
The fear of hard workers and/or work.

Man, I am so lazy because I am surrounded by asians.

7. (Lazy) (140↑, 113↓)
George Bush

George Bush is a lazy cunt.

Author: planb24seven http://lazy.urbanup.com/3176794
8. (lazy) (30↑, 7↓)
(adj.) idle; doing nothing

i've been lazy all day sitting on the couch.

Author: elvisisyourmom http://lazy.urbanup.com/4165364
9. (Lazy) (62↑, 44↓)
A person that can't do shit for food.

If you're looking at this right now, you are not lazy.

Author: NightmareMagma http://lazy.urbanup.com/1365836
10. (Lazy) (20↑, 14↓)
American Laziness -Doing more than whats necessary for something simple. Other Forms -Refusing to move for even the simplest of tasks.

1) I am so lazy I trained a parrot to change the channel instead of getting new batteries for a remote; Instead of pulling my periodic table out of my backpack, I installed the periodic table app onto my iPod 2) I refuse to move to change the channel; HONEY, can you change the channel; Honey, can you get me some batteries

11. (Lazy) (18↑, 14↓)
Sitting within arms reach of your thermostat (which you've wired up to the internet) and changing the temperature from your pc because you didn't want to reach.

jay changed the temperature, the lazy fool

12. (lazy) (12↑, 9↓)
someone who lays around all day, wears hats all the time and never does work of any kind

Oby is very lazy

Author: publisher123 http://lazy.urbanup.com/5090431
13. (lazy) (1↑, 0↓)
When a man receives [oral sex] while still wearing his [underwear]. Usually, the penis is pulled through the front opening of the underwear. If the underwear has no front opening, then it is pulled down to where only the [penis] is exposed.

Man: I'm drunk as shit and I don't feel like fucking, come here and blow me. Woman: I'm just going to pull your penis through the underwear and give you a lazy. Man: Whatever, just put it in your mouth already.

14. (Lazy) (5↑, 6↓)
When used to describe a person, someone who can't be arsed to get off the sofa if they don't have to, won't walk if there's a bus and in general avoids doing unnecessary movement. This type of person is also categorised by complaining about being unfit due to the lack of activity they do.

Lazy people include: Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Mairi White

15. (lazy) (13↑, 15↓)
a word we made up so that we don't feel bad for saying we don't feel like doing the desired action.

person a, "hey\! can u paint the fence today?" person b, "naw, too lazy today."

16. (lazy) (138↑, 140↓)
Participating in homosexual acts because it is easier than persuing a relationship with a female.

Josh and Patrick aren't gay, they're just lazy...

17. (lazy) (10↑, 14↓)
Imperceptible interstice taking place between what you are now and what you are meant to be.

Can it be that I am becoming lazy?

18. (lazy) (12↑, 17↓)
seth.

He wouldn't help his mom out. That's pretty lazy.

19. (lazy) (19↑, 25↓)
someone who doesn't feel like doing anything. who just sleeps all day and night. and also doesn't have a life

my sister is so lazy, she's getting fatter and fatter by the day

20. (lazy) (26↑, 32↓)
Someone who doesnt get off there butt for anything.

Get your lazy ass up you cant sleep all day alex\!

21. (Lazy) (9↑, 17↓)
Good for them.

"Why are you so lazy? You should be like Juliana, she's in college at 14\!" "Mmmm-hmmm. Good for her."

Author: YepMhhHmmUhHuhWhatEver http://lazy.urbanup.com/3663065
22. (lazy) (28↑, 36↓)
lazy - a description of people who drag their feet and/or Dumbasses who say "aks" instead of "ASK\!"

Pick up your lazy ass and put one foot in front of the other. Get off your lazy ass and read a book.

23. (lazy) (21↑, 33↓)
Louise, when she's too [knackered] to get off her big [butt] to do anything, so she just sits in the dark all day watching tv with the curtains closed.

Louise, you're lazy I know. Go away, you're letting in the light.

24. (lazy) (11↑, 25↓)
1. worthless, as in having no value. 2. not helpful 3. uninteresting, as in Josh, you are not helpful, or interesting, or valuable. Josh. While his partner Steph was checking out all of their residents today, not even stopping for a glass of water, Josh sat on the couch and played worthless video games.

"Josh, why don't you help Steph?" "No one signed up with me. And I am working the desk in five minutes." "Josh, you are LAZY."

Author: shubbalicious http://lazy.urbanup.com/2424009
25. (lazy) (23↑, 42↓)
someone who doesn't work for anything in their idea of a life

"That nig over there won't do anything\! What a lazy fucking bastard." "Same with that beaner sitting on the corner."

26. (Lazy) (28↑, 48↓)
The art in which many black people take part in. Doing nothing all day long sums the definition up. Mexicans also take part in this world wide event. Did you know that millions of these people be "Lazy" Everyday?

What do you get when you cross a black person with a mexican. Someone to lazy to steal...

Author: phantom for MVP http://lazy.urbanup.com/3633060
27. (lazy) (22↑, 57↓)
Ok, well first you have to consider that i'm writing this. Why? educate you poor insignificant fucks out there. My definition of lazy is the means to find a solution to a problem which requires physical effort. Thus turning it into a challenge that requires thinking. Yes, thats right, Thinking. And then of course i dont have to get off my ass or i do, but just for a shorter period of time. -Jas -out-

me. Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words wtf else do you wanna know, leave me alone already\!\!

Related: fat, slacker, stupid, tired, bum, useless, loser, work, bored, slow, sloth, boring, worthless, dumb, procrastinate, ass, sleep, nigger, sleepy, bitch, idiot, procrastination, lethargic, gay, couch potato, lame, unmotivated, laziness, annoying, sex, obese, drunk, ugly, idle, shit, chill, asshole, couch, relax, slack
Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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